The Nine Planes of Parsnip: The Realms that See Light: Easily Broken
Why must you ask me that, Most Noble Traveler? Why must you urge me THERE in the hollow of my mind? Is it not enough to know that there are those who REFUSE? That some DENY the Forbidden Parsnip and dare venture down THAT dark tunnel?
Very well, though in brief, at best.
Through the forests that shroud the southern edge of the Dome, there lies a tunnel that leads...O Must I Say!?! Must I? DAMN YOU and CURSE YOU, but I am your guide and must NOT fail. Woe. Woe! WOE lies along that passage, for WOE shall devour those that refuse to bide their time and begin the journey as was destined. Those that fate has shone brightly on in distant worlds are most strongly attracted to this dire strait; the memory of their former glory elevates them above their present into a future of impossible dimensions and apocalyptic proportions.
None that venture there return; their journey is at an end, before it truly began.
Let us move on.
© 2001 by The Brainmole, Curator of the Forbidden Parsnip and Traveler of the Nine Planes